When you last left the Negress, she was seated on a road case batting out Jon Bovi updates from Central Park on her dying laptop for Dying Media. The Negress was extremely grateful to have hauled her sweaty, battered body onto said case. She would have liked to have been just about anywhere else. She thought about Dying Media and how abundantly clear it was that her race there was all but run. The wine studies were kinking her brain but they were challenging, terrifying and exciting. She could explore wine endlessly; flavors and stories unfolding with each sip. Something had to happen. It had to happen soon.
Soon she was jetting off to Unity, a quadrennial event where journalists of color gather under the delicious delusion that they can influence the election, among other things. It wasn’t always that way, but Bush and Kerry showed up at the last one, and visions of king making danced in the leadership’s heads. Obama dropped by when a lot of us were already home or trapped at O’Hare for hours (Hint: having Wolfgang Puck sandwiches and Starbucks close to the gate when they let you off your delayed flight is a plus).
I spent much of my time at Unity going to multimedia presentations and getting skill assessments on the killing floor aka the job fair. I will omit lengthy descriptions of said assessments, but cannot avoid making fun of the enormous amount of fake hair in mysterious, ethnicity-defying shades of brindled red and blond. The hair, which was lifeless and helmet like, was mostly sported by on-air TV types. The exact shade and highlighting can best be described as a Palomino in a blender. The best one-owner hair could be spotted on some of the Native Americans in attendance. Clearly, if all of us were this hopelessly superficial, this event could collapse in a nasty set-to of tonsorial conflict. Isn’t it a basic truth that everyone wants some version of everyone else’s hair? Ponder that when you have nothing better to do.
I did manage to get off the killing floor to collect a small sapling’s worth of business cards and go out drinking with the gays and lesbians. The gay and lesbian journalists are not full partners in Unity, supposedly because the black journalists’ group has blocked their full inclusion. We will not discuss at length the phenomenon of folk being on the down low and how it may impact this decision, which makes no sense financially. We will also not discuss how underrepresented communities could exclude another community that shares the same burdens and challenges. But we could go to the NLGJA party, drink vodka, extract promises and genuinely feel giddy about singing Calle 13 songs on the bus on the way from the event with a bunch of people who we suspect we will never see again.
While vodka and the killing floor were two of the recurring themes of the event, the E-ticket ride was all of the panels devoted to multimedia in various settings. You would have to be one of those sackcloth and ashes Luddite types not to see the type on the screen (writing on the wall is so 20th century). Some of what I figured out has been posted here. I was energized when my feet weren’t hurting and I wasn’t wondering how the restaurant at my hotel could treat so many people with such indifference and incompetence.
However, I couldn’t keep my wine Jones under control for long. Went to see Tracy Letts’ lovely new play “Superior Donuts” at Steppenwolf. I loved “August: Osage County” and was fortunate to see it on Broadway with the Chicago cast mostly intact. Before the play, I had dinner at Boka, which is cheffed by a former Charlie Trotter hand Giuseppe Tentori. Fab food and great wine. Kicked off with a Gruet NV sparkling wine from New Mexico. This is the second time I’ve encountered this little charmer on a menu. Lovely, refreshing and a great way to start a meal. Paired the Gruet with corn soup with crayfish ravioli and paprika leeks. Then onto Angus strip loin with braised short ribs and 2006 Bethel Heights Pinot Noir. Since Boka knows how to treat a lone diner, they sent me a chef comp of their Gruyere mac and cheese with edamame. Yowsa! I’m a sucker for dessert wine and closed the night with a glass of 2003 Jaden Ice wine from Okanagan Valley BC. I’ve never smoked and I almost had a cigarette after.
Also, I couldn’t resist following in Bro Barack’s footsteps and dined with a friend at Sepia, a delightful new American, locavore spot in downtown Chitown. The Hudson Valley smoked duck carbonara style with whole wheat pasta and egg yolk blended at the table was first-rate as was the artisan pork chop that was the size of some people’s shoes. I dialed back on my wine consumption but did experience the glory of a Banyuls, which the restaurant doesn’t have on its website.
So from all this we went to O’Hare, Starbucks and Puck’s sandwiches. Once home, we reconnected with some 2004 EXP Sirah that got the job done but you wouldn’t proudly introduce it to friends and some of the 2005 Bedell Merlot that’s one of the best expressions of North Fork Merlot I’ve been privileged to drink. We also bought a mixed case with a few roses, some Treanas Viognier/Marsanne blend and Caymus Conundrum. More about all of those later.
It’s been the Negress’ experience that when you buy a case of wine, you will need quite a bit of it sooner rather than later. I wrote up my multimedia report for some of the honchos at Dying Media, did some followup with contacts from Unity and helped out a divorced pal whose ex likes to play Follow The Bouncing Ball with her alimony checks. There were the usual knots of whispering in the newsroom, but any media organization worth its salt should always have staff gossiping, speculating and whining a bit. All of those pastimes are essential writing and reporting tools. You have to hone them somewhere when you’re not writing four grafs on the Bundt Cake Festival or filing online updates about homegrown rock stars.
However, when the e-mail went out from HR that the publisher wanted to see Everyone in the accounting zone, let’s just say you could cue up Bonnie Raitt’s “Let’s Give Them Something To Talk About” but add a more dire subtext. Sure enough, a simple take home message — a couple of hundred buyouts and union concessions by beginning of October or Dying Media would be on the auction block.
Whoa. Talk about the trout slap of the century. The Negress needed time to think. Say, about 10 or 15 minutes. Reader, I took it. Now I’m waiting on two unions and 199 other people to make up their minds.